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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Monday, November 21, 2011

Just A Small Joke !!!

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that


He wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the



Girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl 


from The neighbourhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son,



''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The    


Girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell 


your  mother.''

The young man again brought three more names to his



Father but ended up frustrated because the response 


was Still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother.


''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that


I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell 


you.''

His mother smiling said to him,


''Don't worry my son, you can marry any of


Those girls.  You're not his son."

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Attitude Is The Key To Success Or Failure !!!



In life you need to practise positive attitudes.

The moment you think negative and starts to irritate everybody around you the day is over. It is better for you to take off and ammend yourself.

Just have a look at the cartoon above and you know that this guy have a very high bad attitude problem. He hates everybody around him.

Imagine you have two to three guys who behave the same in your office !!!

Friday, January 9, 2009

How To Add More Income From Swiftlet Farming: Feather Painting !!!




Many people think that in swiftlet farming you only make money from those precious nests.

I disagree. There are so many other things that you get that can be turned into a good income.

The best is to sell the bird shits. Now it is selling at about 15 ringgit a kilo.

How about those eggs. I understand swiftlet eggs are more expensive as compared to duck or chicken eggs. They age going for 1 rm per egg.

Then we have those recycle fake nests. Yes if you install those fake nests and they were used by your tenants, you can actually harvest them and sell at a good price. People are willing to buy for rm 150 per fake nest (used one).

What about birds feathers?

You might think that I am crazy but if you have some artistic talent you might want to consider to paint the feathers and sell it to those tourist who visit your BH.
Have a look at the following artistic feather painting.