Pause: Man Is A Better Friend Than Woman !!!

This have nothing to do with swiftlet farming but interesting articles that will make you smile:

 There is Proof that Men Have Better Friends...( than Women ) 

Friendship among Women: 

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. 

Friendship among Men: 

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.


Loud Mouth Parrot:

A  woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted  a large, beautiful parrot.
The sign on the  cage said $50.00  

"Why  so little?" she asked the pet store  owner.
The owner looked at her and  said,
"Look, I should tell you first that  this bird used to live in a house of  prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty  vulgar stuff."  The  woman thought about this, but  decided  she  had to have the bird anyway.
She took it  home and hung the bird's cage up in her living  room and waited for it to say something.
The  bird looked around the room, then at her, and  said, "New house, new  madam."  
The  woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but  then thought "that's really not so bad"

When her two teenage daughters returned  from school, the bird saw them and  said,  "New  house, new madam, new girls."

The girls  and the woman were a bit offended but then began  to laugh about the  situation  considering  how and where the parrot had been  raised.

Moments later, the woman's  husband Keith came home from work.
The bird  looked at him and said,  
 

"Hi  Keith."  
 

  

A Dog Nap:

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.

I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.

He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.

The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.

Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar:
'He lives in a home with non stopping chatting wife, 6 children, 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.

Can I come with him tomorrow to catch a nap?

The Vanilla Pudding Robbery
This is just too funny not to share. an article which appeared in The Dublin Times bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:

'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....